Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 7: নতুন করে শুরু (A fresh beginning)
DO YOU GET ACIDITY IN CHOCOLATE OVER VANILLA EXTRACT ?
Created by Sanjib Nath
SCREENPLAY
A) EXT. RIVER SIDE PARK - EVENING
Juktamukhi lake er dhaare ekta park e bose achhe ekta bench e. Michael or kachhe haasi mukhe egiye aase haate duto ice cream niye. Michael egiye ese daan haater ice cream ta baariye dey. Jukta okhushi hoye haat bariye dey. songe songe Michael onyo haater ice cream ta egiye dey Jukta r dike. ebar Jukta khub khushi hoye Michael er kachh theke ice cream ta ney. Dujone eksonge bench e bose ice crem khete khete kotha bolte suru kore. Dujoner ghonisthota aar bosar durotwo baare-kome oder kotha batra r dharoner opor nirbhor kore.
JUKTAMUKHI
Ami to bhablam tumi bhulei gechho je
Amar chocolate flavor pachhondo noy!
MICHAEL
Ki Kore bhule jaabo?
R bhule gele to amari problem.
JUKTAMUKHI
Keno?
MICHAEL
Bah re, bhule gele to amakei vanilla ta
khete hoto!
Aar tumi to jano je Ami vanilla kato
dislike kori.
I hate vanilla... even more than I hate...
you!
JUKTAMUKHI
Ai dekho, tumi i bolechho je
Amra ekta fresh beginning korbo.
No jhogra from my side,
Aar no risky jokes from you!
MICHAEL
Yes yes... sorry.
I hate vanilla more than I hate...Parash!
Sorry...
More than... no one.
In fact Ami vanilla hate i kori na.
I love vanilla.
Michael nijer ice cream bodle Jukta r kachh theke vanilla extract kheye dekhte jaay mukh bikrito kore. Juktamukhi or mukhobhongi lokkhyo kore haase aar nijer ice cream pherot niye ney..
JUKTAMUKHI
Unnnn...hnnnn...
Tomake eto kasto korte hobe na
Amar sukh bojhar jonye.
MICHAEL
Seriously, Ki achhe vanilla flavor e?
JUKTAMUKHI
Thak, tomay r bujhte hobe na.
Amio to bujhi na chocolate flavor e tomar
Acidity hoy na Ki Kore!
MICHAEL
Kih?
Chocolate ice cream e acidity?
Pagol?
JUKTAMUKHI
Dekho, pagol bolbe na...
MICHAEL
Oh... Sorry sorry...
Etao Ki risky hoye jachchhe?
JUKTAMUKHI
Dekho, bhalo hochhe na kintu.
Ami kintu ektuo jhogra korchhi na.
Kintu tumi tomar oi hijubiju jokes charchho na.
MICHAEL
OK OK OK.
tin OK.
Chhere dilam. Mukh sealed ekkebare.
JUKTAMUKHI
ai shono na....
Bhabo...
MICHAEL
Prothome decide Karo...
Shunbo na bhabbo.
JUKTAMUKHI
chup Karo.
Ami bole lojjyay more jachhi...
MICHAEL
Ai keno, Ki hoyechhe?
Amar zip khola? Na to!
Tomar blouse er...
JUKTAMUKHI
Ai...ai....Ki korchho?
MICHAEL
Tahole?
Tumi Pregnant?
JUKTAMUKHI
Na re baba...
MICHAEL
Dekho, baba bolbe na.
Tomaro ai sab risky joke bandho Kora uchit...
JUKTAMUKHI
Dhur...
Tumi bolchhile na oi Hero r conom-di meyetar kotha!
MICHAEL
Kon meyeta?
Ki bolle? Abar Balo...
JUKTAMUKHI
Dekho amay pressure debe na.
Bujhte perechho na Ami Ki bolchhi.
MICHAEL
Dite to khubi ichhe korchhe,
Kintu Ai khane r Ki bhabe pressure debo balo!
Achha eta balo, jeta use korte lojjya Kore na.
Mukhe uchcharon korte lojjya kiser?
JUKTAMUKHI
Ummm! Jani! Tao amar lojja kore !
Ekhane Eto loker majhe, khola jaygay...
MICHAEL
Aschorjyo, eto loker majhe khola jaygay
Na amra use korchhi, na amra shuru hoye jachhi.
Sudhu tumi mukhe nichho...
Shabdo ta.
Only uchcharon.
Tatei...
JUKTAMUKHI
Jaani, tobu amar lojjya Kore.
Achha thik achhe, tumi chokh bandho Karo.
MICHAEL
A abar Ki nekamo?
JUKTAMUKHI
Dekho, Ami kintu ekta jinis try korchhi tomar jonye,
Ekta fresh beginning er jonye.
Tomake amar sath dite hobe...
MICHAEL
Sath, hath, sab debo.
Fresh beginning bole kotha.
Korlam bandho...chokh.
JUKTAMUKHI (Whispering near to his ear)
Condom.
MICHAEL
Hmmm.... then?
Hoye gelo? (Opens his eyes)
Aare, Ki bolchhile seta balo.
JUKTAMUKHI
Ami jani tomaro pachhondo.
MICHAEL
Ki aje baje bokchho.
Ami konodin oi condom di ke Dekhi i ni.
Ram er kachhe Hero r oi Meyer songe
phosti nosti r sudhu story shunlam.
Tomake kichhu bolao mushkil dekhchhi...
JUKTAMUKHI
Chup. Ekdom chup.
Ami tai bollam?
Ami bolchhi je tomaro pachhando...
MICHAEL
Amio to tai bolchhi,
Jake dekhi i ni,
Take niye allegation dite tomar badhchhe na?
JUKTAMUKHI
Ami bolchi tomar o pochondo dirty kotha
MICHAEL
Er modhye kon ta abar dirty kotha?
JUKTAMUKHI
Ai tomar dosh, kichhu shuntei chao na.
Ami bolchhi je tomar pachhando dirty kotha.
Ami bujhi.
Kintu ami Pari na, lojjya Kore to Ki korbo Ami.
MICHAEL
Ki abar krbe, chokh bandho Kore pore theko.
I mean, mukh bandho Kore bose theko.
JUKTAMUKHI
Aje baje bolbe na.
Keno sedin Ami chokh khule rakhini !.
R aager din je Ami tomar songe 61 naki ki ekta ...
MICHAEL (laughing)
Hmm....61... senior citizen i bote!
Tobe thik i bolechho,
61 i correct number amader khetre!
JUKTAMUKHI
Dekho...hasbe na.
Ami ekta jinis try korchhi tomake khushi korar jonye,
Seta tumi dekhtei Chao na!
MICHAEL
Dekhi Ju...
Ami sab Dekhi... Bujhi....
JUKTAMUKHI
Aj kato Maas pore tumi amake Ju bole dakle...
Tomar mukhe Ju daak ta shonar jonye
Kobe theke je Ami...
MICHAEL
Sorry sorry, Ju cancel.
Kato Maas pore noy, kato bachhor pore noy,
Jibone prothom bar dirty talk er chance aschhe.
Ai emotion r bhabnay boye jete debo na
Amar swapner dirty talk ke.
Come on lady...
You can do it...
Come on Ju...
Come on Ju...
B) INT. BED ROOM - MORNING
Michael ghumer ghore bir-bir korte thaake aar Juktamukhi adho ghume jege uthe or gaayer opor praay uthe pore mukher kachhe kaan niye giye shonar chesta kore. Khub chesta kore Michael er bir-biranir maane bojhar chesta kore. Hothat kore ekta maane onuman kore rege giye Jukta ek khocha maare Michael ke aar Michael achomka atke othe ghum bhenge.
JUKTAMUKHI
Hey ! Tomar lojja Kore na.
Buro damra, tumi bou er pashe shuye shuye
Onyo Meyer naam niye swapne phurti marchho!
MICHAEL
Pagol hoye gechho tumi?
Kar naam niyechhi?
JUKTAMUKHI
Keno, tumi come onju come onju Kore chechachhile na?
MICHAEL
Ami come on...
JUKTAMUKHI
Ke ai onju?
Tomar oi receptionist?
Kothay asbe?
Amader majhkhantay ese shobe?
MICHAEL
Tumi ki pagol hoe gecho naki ?
Ki sokal sokal shuru kore dile?
Tomar matha ta ki ekebare gechhe?
JUKTAMUKHI
Amar matha ta gechhe?
Ami pagol?
R tomar oi receptionist?
O khub bhalo...
Or matha sorir Mon sab bhalo, tai na?
MICHAEL
Hya, bhalo to.
Or sab bhalo...
Matha, Mon, figure...
JUKTAMUKHI
Oh, tai kothay kothay amay pagol balo?
Amake pagol dekhate parle
amar haat theke mukti peye jabe,
R oi receptionist er songs bhalo Kore shuru korte parbe,
Tai to?
MICHAEL
Thik, ekdom thik.
Tomar theke mukti peye or songe notun Kore shuru
A fresh beginning!
JUKTAMUKHI
Ki bolle?
Kothay uthe jachho?
Ekhane dariye bole jaao...
MICHAEL
Bathroom e jachhi,
Aager diner mato bathroom er baire dariye dariye
Tumi bolbe Ami shunbo
Shonar kono sakh nei amar.
Na amar sakh achhe bondhur Bari giye potty korar!
R hya...
Bollam je... Ekta fresh beginning!
Receptionist er songei houk,
Ki onyo jar songei houk,
Tomar songe noy!
JUKTAMUKHI
Ki??