Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 7: নতুন করে শুরু (A fresh beginning)
DO YOU GET ACIDITY IN CHOCOLATE OVER VANILLA EXTRACT ?
Created by Sanjib Nath
A) EXT. RIVER SIDE PARK - EVENING
Juktamukhi is sitting on a riverside park chair. Michael comes to her with a big smile holding two ice creams in his hands. He comes to her and handed over his right hand's ice cream. She stretches her hand to take it without much happiness. He immediately flips his hand and offers her his left hand's ice cream. She takes this packet with a happy smile. They sit on the chair closely and starts conversing peacefully and happily. Their seating distance changes depending upon their happy talks and arguments.
I thought you've forgotten that
I don't like chocolate flavour.
How can I forget ?
Then it'll be problem for me only !
Then I only had to have
vanilla flavoured one !
And you know how much I hate vanilla.
I just hate vanilla... even more than I hate...
Look, you only told about a fresh beginning.
No fighting from my side,
and no risky jokes from you!
Yes yes... sorry sorry.
I hate vanilla more than I hate...Parash!
More than... no one.
In fact I don't hate vanilla.
I love vanilla.
Michael exchanges ice creams and takes a bit of vanilla extract from her ice cream with a weird expression. Juktamukhi looks at him with a cool smile and exchanges back ice creams.
You don't need to take any pain,
to understand my happiness.
Seriously, what's so good in vanilla flavour ?
Leave it, you don't have to understand.
I too don't understand,
how can you not get acidity in chocolate flavour ?
Acidity in chocolate flavour ?
Are you mad ?
Look, don't you dare to call me mad.
Oops ! Sorry sorry...
Is this joke too risky for you ?
Well, I'm not fighting with you at all,
but you are not ready to leave your random jokes !
OK OK OK.
Swear on God, no more jokes.
Decide first, I should listen or imagine.
I'm feeling so shy...
What happened ?
Is my pant's zip open ? Nope.
Is your blouse...
What ? Blouse ?
Are you pregnant ?
Oh no, DADDY !
Hey look, you too should not call me DADDY.
Even you need to stop cracking risky jokes.
Oh dear, what I'm saying is...
you were talking about that girlfriend of Hero, con....om girl !
What ? What did you say ?
Come again, which girl ?
Look, don't push me...
Don't you understand what I'm telling ?
Honestly, I'm dying to push you...
but, how can I push here in this park ?
Ok, tell me... when you don't feel shy to use the thing.
Then why so shy to utter the word ?
I know. However, I'm uncomfortable to say...
Here, in this crowded place, in the open park !
Strange ! Here, in this crowded place, in the park...
Neither we're using it, nor we're starting with the thing.
Only you're taking in your mouth...
Only you're saying the word.
And you're uncomfortable !
Yeah, I know. But still I'm uncomfortable.
Anyways, please listen... can you close your eyes for me ?
What the hell.
I'm seriously trying, for you.
You've to give a hand.
I'll surely give a hand, wherever you want !
After all, it's a fresh beginning.
Ok, let me close... my eyes.
JUKTAMUKHI (Whispering near to his ear)
That's all ? (Opens his eyes)
You were about to tell something, right ?
I'm telling that, I know.
You too like...
What rubbish ?
I had never seen that condom-sister !
Only I heard about her erotic stories with Hero from Ram.
It's very risky to tell you anything !
Stop it. Please stop.
Did I tell that ?
I told you that... even you like that.
Holy crap, even I'm telling the same...
I haven't even seen that girl,
how can you accuse me for her ?
I'm telling that, you too like... dirty talk !
What was dirty in our conversation ?
This is your problem. You don't want to listen anything.
I'm telling that, you also like... dirty talk !
I know you.
But I can't ! I feel shy... What can I do ?
What can you do ? Just lie down shutting your eyes !
I mean, sit down closing your mouth.
Don't always blame on me.
Didn't I keep my eyes open on that day ?
And, on the other night, we tried that thing... 61...
What was that ? Yes, 61... Truely, senior citizen !
61 is actually the correct figure for us.
Don't laugh at me !
I'm trying a thing... to make you happy.
And you don't want to appreciate that effort.
I see everything,
I understand Juuu... I do understand.
After so many days, you called me Juuu. After so many months.
You know, I'm waiting for so long to hear you calling me Juuu...
Sorry sorry, "Juuu" cancelled.
This is not months or years...
This is first time in my life,
getting chance to hear your dirty talk.
I can't just let go my dirty talk dream for this emotional drama !
Come on lady, you can do it.
Come on Juuu...
Come on Juuu...
Come on Juuu...
B) INT. BED ROOM - MORNING
Michael continues blabbering in his dream and Juktamukhi tries to listen to his words carefully while lying down closer to him on the bed. She tried hard to make out the meanings of his uttering words. She suddenly and rudely makes him wake up after understanding the meaning of his words.
Hey, you shameless dog, you loafer.
You're sleeping beside your own wife,
and having honeymoon with another girl in your dream !
Have you lost your mind ?
Which girl ? What honeymoon ?
Just now you were shouting "Come Onju, come Onju..."
I was just whispering 'come on...'
Who is this Onju ?
Is she your that receptionist?
And, where will she come ?
Should I invite her to come between us and sleep here ?
Are you gone mad ?
What the hell you started this morning !
Yes, I'm mad.
My brain is damaged.
And your that receptionist...
her mins, brain, body...
everything is beautiful. Isn't it ?
Yes. Her brain, mind, figure...
everything is so beautiful.
Ohh, that's why you keep calling me mad.
You'll be free if you can prove me to be lunatic !
And, you can start properly with that receptionist lady.
Is it so?
Yes true. Completely true.
After being free from you,
I'll start with her... a fresh beginning !
What did you say ?
Where are you going ?
You better stand here and talk.
Going to bathroom.
And I've no interest to listen you sing...
"you say, I'll listen...",
just like the previous day !
Neither I'm interested to go to friend's house to shit.
And yeah, I want to have a fresh beginning...
with that receptionist lady or anyone else,
not with you !