First ever website streaming movies with screenplays.

<<GO BACK        ENGLISH      NEXT>>

Bengali web series: FAMILY

EPISODE 8: নামে কিবা কাম (What's in a name)

AN OVER CONFIDENT DATING !

Created by Sanjib Nath

 

SCREENPLAY

 

A) EXT. PLAY GROUND - EVENING

Hero gongar dhaare manoram poribesh e  bose bose  dairy te kobita likhchhe.  Onyo couple aar kichhu chhatro der dal kotha batra r premalap e magno. Hero ekta sirir opor bose achhe, haate badam er packet niye. Iti modhye Condom-Di meye ta hat-te hat-te Hero r kachhe ese pouchhoy. Aar Hero r dike takiye haase.

GIRL

Ei je guitar da

HERO

Aarey black beauty je

GIRL

Ki bepar, aj condom di bolle na?

HERO

Oh, Ram tar pete jodi kichhu thake,

etao bole diyechhe!

GIRL

boste pari?

HERO

sure...

Boste...shute...

Sab tomari jonye!

GIRL

na, tomar to abar black poshay na

HERO

eto din to tai chhilo, kalo taka r shada ma..meye.

Demonetization er chokkore white money r Sathe Sathe

Black beauty o pushiye jachhe.

GIRL

good good. Desher unnoti hochhe tahole!

By the way, maal taake sudhre meye na korleo hoto.

Tomader aukat bojha jaay shabdo tay.

HERO (after offering nuts to her)

Tomar mukhe sottyi kichhui atkay na!

GIRL

Keno, Mukh kholar tax Ki chheleder janmogato free?

Jai houk, hotel e niye jabe na?

HERO

hotel? Maane?

GIRL

Maane, badam diyei black beauty potiye phelbe?

Ami dinner er kotha bolchhilam. tumi Ki bhable?

HERO

Ami r Ki bhabbo! Amar bhabar jonye kichhu chharle tumi?

GIRL (while sitting near him)

keno, sedin je khub fantasize er galpo jharchhile?

HERO

O to tomake impress korar jonye bolchhilam.

GIRL

To impress korte parle?

HERO

mone to hochhe perechhi, result samne!

GIRL

Eto confidence bhalo noy,

Jhat Kore over confidence e porinato hote pare!

HERO

chance i nei.

GIRL

Samle guitar da, emon hochot khaabe je

Fantasize o bhule jaabe.

HERO

Bet lagao. R jai khai, hochot khabo na!

R tachhara, Ami fantasize e believe i kori na.

I believe in real thing!

GIRL

Hotel er naam shune jar bidya mathay uthe jaay,

Se kina bole, I believe in real thing.

HERO (gets up n pulls up holding her hand)

Eto Jodi doubt,

To chalo...

Dekho, hotel pouchhonor aagei tomar na fuse ure jaay.

GIRL

bolchho?

Dekho, hotel e giye tomar na fuse ure jaay.

Kothay hotel?

HERO

Chalo tomar oparer QUEEN e niye jaai.

GIRL

babba, epar opar.

Onek experience achhe dekhchhi.

HERO

experience er bepar noy sweet heart,

Eke bole knowledge.

Chalo, QUEEN e giye tomar songe share kori...

Knowledge!

Dujone ghaat er siri theke uthe gongar dhaar diye ferry ghat er dike hat-te suru kore. Hero meye tir kandhe haat diye kotha bolte bolte katu-kutu diye hasay. tarpor kachhe tene niye ghonisto bhabe hat-te thaake hotel er dike.

B) INT. OFFICE CUM RESIDENT – NIGHT

Production house er baro hall ghar er mejhe te Chanakya bichhana pete suye achhe. Hero pashei mejhete pata nijer bichhanar opor bose bose guitar bajachhe. Ram o mejhete pata nijer bichhanay bose bose boi porchhe. Sobai majhe majhe kotha bolchhe eke aporer sathe. Hero aaj bikeler Condom-Di r songer galpo r kotha bolchhe. Ram majhe ekta blank call paay.. aar hello hello bole mobile ta bichhanay rekhe dey.

CHANAKYA

Tomar bapu jato sab ajgubi style

RAM

Hello...hello...

HERO

sottyi chaka, naam ta jigyes i Kora hoy ni.

RAM

Ki r korbe, apatoto condom di diyei chalao

HERO

condom di amar noy re pagla,

Tor.

Amar to black beauty.

Tobe toke thank you.

RAM

keno? Keno?

HERO

Condom di naam ta oke bole diyechhili

Jene prothome tor opor rege gechhilam.

Tarpor dekhlam tor jonyei to or mukhe shabdo ta shunte pelam.

Kono Meyer mukhe condom shabdo ta shonar je ki sukh,

Nijer kaane na shunle jante parbi na.

R jebhabe boi e mukh guje pore thakis,

Kono din jante parbi bole moneo hoy na!

CHANAKYA (absent minded)

Ki jante parbe na go amader Ram?

Din raat pore cholechhe...

HERO (laughing)

Ta ja bolechho Chaka.

Porei cholechhe...

Kintu e pora je se pora noy.

Kichhu jinis achhe pore bujhte hoy.

R kichhu jinis achhe prothome shune sukh nite hoy,

Tarpor pore tension free moja nite hoy.

RAM

Ki hochhe Hero,

Tomar ai heyali bandho Karo...

CHAKA

Heyali keno, thik i to bolechhe Hero.

Prothome tomar oi Madam er kachhe shune naao,

Tarpor nije pore bojho...

Asubidha hole madam to achhen i.

HERO

Jio chaka.

Ekdom thik kotha.

Kaal giyei madam ke...

RAM

Tumi jano na chaka...

CHANAKYA

Ami sab jani.

Ekjon porei jachhe, kajer kaj kichhu hochhe na.

R ekjon naam ta parjyonto jigyes korte pare ni,

R baro baro kotha bole cholechhe!

HERO

Naam e kiba kaam Chaka?

Jodi naam chharai kaam hoy!

Naam chharo, black beauty badam kheyei pote gelo.

Chahoni dekhei amar sixth organ, I mean, sixth sense bujhe gelo.

Soja bollam hotel e jaabe?

RAM

Ki balchho?

CHANAKYA

Niye gele hotel e?

Ki khaoyale?

HERO

tumi na chaka!

Bolar moja tai maati Kore daao!

Khabar khaoyate niye jaabo hotel e?

Kono din sunechho Ami kono meye ke hotel e niye gechhi,

Khabar khaoyate?

CHANAKYA

Ki jani baapu, Ki Sab balo tomra aj kal Kar juge.

Amader somay to du takar khola-aala badam bhaja khaoyate giyei

Bhoye hisu beriye jeto!

HERO

Ekhono sab pray eki rakom achhe.

Sudhu badam er khola ta chharano hoye gechhe,

bhoy ta plastic e morano hoyechhe,

R hisu ta...

RAM

Metaphor chharo.

Aager din to jhogra korle college e,

Impress ta korle kakhon shuni?

HERO (hitting on guitar string)

Confidence.

Confidence, pagla... Confidence!

Achchhha achchho ka bolti band ho jata hain,

Hochot kheye pore ai Hero'r samne.

Tar eto black beauty.

Guitar er taare r jhogra r aarhe, impressed hoyei bose chhilo.

RAM

tai naki?

HERO

dekh na, khoj khabor Kore

Thik maath parjyonto ese gechhilo.

RAM

maath chharo, hotel e dhoko ebar.

HERO

R bolis na,

Hotel e dhuktei fuse ure gelo.

RAM

Kar? Tomar?

HERO (unpleasant smile)

joking, huh?

Hotel room er fuse.

R bujhtei parchhis,

Andhokar room e virgin meye!

CHANAKYA (tired and sleepy eyes)

Ki? gin?

Tumi to bapu mod tod khao na!

HERO

Oh Chaka, a gin se gin noy.

A holo virgin...

CHANAKYA

Ke Jane baapu, amader somay to...

RAM

mohenjodaro sobhyota chhere Ki amra ektu

Hotel er asobhyotay concentrate korte paari?

HERO

Khub agroho dekhchhi tor!

Tarpor abar Ki?

Purotai censored.

Sudhu etuku jene rakh...

Tarpor kothakar haat je kothay gechhilo

Tar kichhu thik chhilo na!

C) INT. HOTEL ROOM – EVENING

Hero black-beauty r haat alto kore dhore achomka hotel e dhukei taan maare aar nijer shorirer kachhe niye aase. Meye ti khub ghonisto bhaabe kachhe ese Hero r chokhe chokh rakhe gobhir bhaabe.

GIRL

Heeero, huh?

Ki bhebechhile? Guitar?

Haat er chhoya lagbe aar bajte suru korbe!

Huh?

Meye. Jaljyanto ekta meye.

Jemon khushi bajano jaay na.

Guitar besura bajano jaay.

Kintu ekta meye ke noy.

Ekmatro sur e bajalei baaje,

Nahole kono Hero r sadhyo nei je bajay.

Naam Jana ta minimum bhadrotar modhye pore.

Confidence bhalo, over confidence noy.

Hochot khete hoy.

Bye.... Enjoy your night fantasizing this black beauty.

Oh hya... Ai mood e to fantasize o hobe bole mone hoy na!

Just enjoy your nuts, I mean badam...

Hero r haat meye tir haat dhora abosthay thaake. r lojjyito asohay bhabe takiye thaake.

 

D) INT.   HOTEL RECEPTION – NIGHT

Hero reception e giye hotel er ghor bhara pherot korar jonye anurodh kore.

HERO

bolchhilam Ki...

Ekta joruri bepare room ta cancel korte hochhe.

Please dekhun na,

Jodi cancel Kore taka ta refund Kora jaay!

error: Content is protected !!