Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 8: নামে কিবা কাম (What's in a name)
AN OVER CONFIDENT DATING !
Created by Sanjib Nath
SCREENPLAY
A) EXT. PLAY GROUND - EVENING
Hero gongar dhaare manoram poribesh e bose bose dairy te kobita likhchhe. Onyo couple aar kichhu chhatro der dal kotha batra r premalap e magno. Hero ekta sirir opor bose achhe, haate badam er packet niye. Iti modhye Condom-Di meye ta hat-te hat-te Hero r kachhe ese pouchhoy. Aar Hero r dike takiye haase.
RAM
Hello! Hello...
CHA
GIRL
Ei je guitar da
HERO
Aarey black beauty je
GIRL
Ki bepar, aj condom di bolle na?
HERO
Oh, Ram tar pete jodi kichhu thake,
etao bole diyechhe!
GIRL
boste pari?
HERO
sure...
Boste...shute...
Sab tomari jonye!
GIRL
na, tomar to abar black poshay na
HERO
eto din to tai chhilo, kalo taka r shada ma..meye.
Demonetization er chokkore white money r Sathe Sathe
Black beauty o pushiye jachhe.
GIRL
good good. Desher unnoti hochhe tahole!
By the way, maal taake sudhre meye na korleo hoto.
Tomader aukat bojha jaay shabdo tay.
HERO (after offering nuts to her)
Tomar mukhe sottyi kichhui atkay na!
GIRL
Keno, Mukh kholar tax Ki chheleder janmogato free?
Jai houk, hotel e niye jabe na?
HERO
hotel? Maane?
GIRL
Maane, badam diyei black beauty potiye phelbe?
Ami dinner er kotha bolchhilam. tumi Ki bhable?
HERO
Ami r Ki bhabbo! Amar bhabar jonye tumi kichu baki rakhle?
GIRL (while sitting near him)
keno, sedin je khub fantasize er galpo jharchhile?
HERO
O to tomake impress korar jonye .
GIRL
korte parle?
HERO
mone to hoi perechi, aar result chokher samne!
GIRL
Eto confidence bhalo noy,
Jhat Kore over confidence e porinato hote pare!
HERO
chance i nei.
GIRL
Samle guitar da, nahole emon hochot khaabe je
Fantasize o bhule jaabe.
HERO
Bet lagao. R jai khai, hochot khabo na!
R tachhara, Ami fantasize e believe i kori na.
I believe in real thing!
GIRL
Hotel er naam shunle jar bidya mathay uthe jaay,
Se kina bole, I believe in real thing.
HERO (gets up n pulls up holding her hand)
Eto Jodi doubt,
To chalo...
Dekho, hotel pouchhonor aagei tomar na fuse ure jaay.
GIRL
bolchho?
Dekho, hotel e giye tomar na fuse ure jaay.
Kothay hotel?
HERO
Chalo tomar oparer QUEEN e niye jaai.
GIRL
babba, epar opar.
Onek experience achhe dekhchhi.
HERO
experience er bepar noy sweet heart,
Eke bole knowledge.
Chalo, QUEEN e giye tomar songe share kori...
Knowledge!
Dujone ghaat er siri theke uthe gongar dhaar diye ferry ghat er dike hat-te suru kore. Hero meye tir kandhe haat diye kotha bolte bolte katu-kutu diye hasay. tarpor kachhe tene niye ghonisto bhabe hat-te thaake hotel er dike.
B) INT. OFFICE CUM RESIDENT – NIGHT
Production house er baro hall ghar er mejhe te Chanakya bichhana pete suye achhe. Hero pashei mejhete pata nijer bichhanar opor bose bose guitar bajachhe. Ram o mejhete pata nijer bichhanay bose bose boi porchhe. Sobai majhe majhe kotha bolchhe eke aporer sathe. Hero aaj bikeler Condom-Di r songer galpo r kotha bolchhe. Ram majhe ekta blank call paay.. aar hello hello bole mobile ta bichhanay rekhe dey.
CHANAKYA
Tomar bapu jato sab ajgubi style
RAM
Hello...hello...
HERO
sottyi chaka, naam ta jigyes i Kora hoy ni.
RAM
Ki r korbe, apatoto condom di diyei chalao
HERO
condom di amar noy re pagla,
Tor.
Amar to black beauty.
Tobe toke thank you.
RAM
keno? Keno?
HERO
Condom di naam ta oke bole diyechhili
Jene prothome tor opor rege gechhilam.
Tarpor dekhlam tor jonyei to or mukhe shabdo ta shunte pelam.
Kono Meyer mukhe condom shabdo ta shonar je ki sukh,
Nijer kaane na shunle jante parbi na.
R jebhabe boi e mukh guje pore thakis,
Kono din jante parbi bole moneo hoy na!
CHANAKYA (absent minded)
Ki jante parbe na go amader Ram?
Din raat porei cholechhe...
HERO (laughing)
Ta ja bolechho Chaka.
Porei cholechhe...
Kintu e pora je se pora noy.
Kichhu jinis achhe pore bujhte hoy.
R kichhu jinis achhe prothome shune sukh nite hoy,
Tarpor pore tension free moja nite hoy.
RAM
Ki hochhe Hero,
Tomar ai heyali bandho Karo...
CHAKA
Heyali keno, thik i to bolechhe Hero.
Prothome tomar oi Madam er kachhe shune naao,
Tarpor nije pore bojho...
Asubidha hole madam to achhen i.
HERO
Jio chaka.
Ekdom thik kotha.
Kaal giyei madam ke...
RAM
Tumi jano na chaka...
CHANAKYA
Ami sab jani.
Ekjon porei jachhe, kajer kaj kichhu hochhe na.
R ekjon naam ta parjyonto jigyes korte pare ni,
R baro baro kotha bole cholechhe!
HERO
Naam e kiba kaam Chaka?
Jodi naam chharai kaam hoy!
Naam chharo, black beauty badam kheyei pote gelo.
Chahoni dekhei amar sixth organ, I mean, sixth sense bujhe gelo.
Soja bollam hotel e jaabe?
RAM
Ki balchho?
CHANAKYA
Niye gele hotel e?
Ki khaoyale?
HERO
tumi na chaka!
Bolar moja tai maati Kore daao!
Khabar khaoyate niye jaabo hotel e?
Kono din sunechho Ami kono meye ke hotel e niye gechhi,
Khabar khaoyate?
CHANAKYA
Ki jani baapu, Ki Sab balo tomra aj kal Kar juge.
Amader somay to du takar khola-aala badam bhaja khaoyate giyei
Bhoye hisu beriye jeto!
HERO
Ekhono sab pray eki rakom achhe.
Sudhu badam er khola ta chharano hoye gechhe,
bhoy ta plastic e morano hoye gechhe,
R hisu ta...
RAM
Metaphor chharo.
Aager din to jhogra korle college e,
Impress ta korle kakhon shuni?
HERO (hitting on guitar string)
Confidence.
Confidence, pagla... Confidence!
Achchhha achchho ka bolti band ho jata hain,
Hochot kheye pore ai Hero'r samne.
Tar eto black beauty.
Guitar er taare r jhogra r aarhe, impressed hoyei bose chhilo.
RAM
tai naki?
HERO
dekh na, khoj khabor Kore
Thik maath parjyonto ese gechhilo.
RAM
maath chharo, hotel e dhoko ebar.
HERO
R bolis na,
Hotel e dhuktei fuse ure gelo.
RAM
Kar? Tomar?
HERO (unpleasant smile)
joking, huh?
Hotel room er fuse.
R bujhtei parchhis,
Andhokar ghor aar virgin meye!
CHANAKYA (tired and sleepy eyes)
Ki? gin?
Tumi to bapu mod tod khao na!
HERO
Oh Chaka, a gin se gin noy.
A holo virgin...
CHANAKYA
Ke Jane baapu, amader somay to...
RAM
mohenjodaro sobhyota chhere Ki amra ektu
Hotel er asobhyotay concentrate korte paari?
HERO
Khub agroho dekhchhi tor!
Tarpor abar Ki?
Purotai censored.
Sudhu etuku jene rakh...
Tarpor kothakar haat je kothay gechhilo
Tar kichhu thik chhilo na!
C) INT. HOTEL ROOM – EVENING
Hero black-beauty r haat alto kore dhore achomka hotel e dhukei taan maare aar nijer shorirer kachhe niye aase. Meye ti khub ghonisto bhaabe kachhe ese Hero r chokhe chokh rakhe gobhir bhaabe.
GIRL
Heeero, huh?
Ki bhebechhile? Guitar?
Haat er chhoya lagbe aar bajte suru korbe!
Huh?
Meye. Jaljyanto ekta meye.
Jemon khushi bajano jaay na.
Guitar besura bajano jaay.
Kintu ekta meye ke noy.
Ekmatro sur e bajalei baaje,
Nahole kono Hero r sadhyo nei je bajay.
Naam Jana ta minimum bhadrotar modhye pore.
Confidence bhalo, over confidence noy.
Hochot khete hoy.
Bye.... Enjoy your night fantasizing this black beauty.
Oh hya... Ai mood e to fantasize o hobe bole mone hoy na!
Just enjoy your nuts, I mean badam...
Hero r haat meye tir haat dhora abosthay thaake. r lojjyito asohay bhabe takiye thaake.
D) INT. HOTEL RECEPTION – NIGHT
Hero reception e giye hotel er ghor bhara pherot korar jonye anurodh kore.
HERO
bolchhilam Ki...
Ekta joruri bepare room ta cancel korte hochhe.
Please dekhun na,
Jodi taka ta ektu refund Kora jaay!
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ukti ti holo Hero r .
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