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Bengali web series: FAMILY

EPISODE 6: তুমি বলবে, আমি শুনবো (You say, I'll listen)

AN OCCUPIED TOILET & THE SMOKING GIRL

Created by Sanjib Nath

 

SCREENPLAY

Morning. Office cum resident.  Hero, Chanakya and Ram are getting ready to start their day. Ram is already dressed up for his college and picking up few note books and books in his backpack.  Hero, wearing a towel,  gets out of the bathroom after taking his shower and goes towards his suitcase to get dressed. Chanakya is ready and he’s arranging the chairs for reception area and seating area  at the other side of the room. Chanakya is concerned about the broken glass table.

CHANAKYA

Ram, tumi bapu ektu Manik-er dokane

dekho to,

Jodi ora jora-tali diye thik kore dite paare!

HERO

Ta ja bolechho Chaka.

Ai barosho tukro kaanch,

Jora-tali diye jhokjhoke table baniye debe Manik!

CHANAKYA (starts counting)

Tomar bapu sab kichhutei…

Eto shudhu matro egaro ta…

HERO

Chul chera hiseb to noy,

Jeno kanch bhanga tadonto!

Ki hochhe Chaka…

RAM

Ki abar hobe?

Kanch-ganona!

Ek-tukro-o baad jaabe na…

CHANAKYA

Tomader sab kichhutei heyali.

Ami chinta kore kul korte parchhi na,

Je boss-ke ki jobab debo!

R tomader…

HERO

aarey Chaka, tension niyo na.

Kichhu na kichhu ekta bebostha hoyei jaabe!

RAM

Jobab ekta milei jaabe!

HERO (sarcasm)

Tumi bapu heyali bandho karo!

CHANAKYA

Hya…hya…hya…

HERO

Ai shono na Chaka,

Kaal ami bus e kore bikele phirchhi r

Rastay dekhi ekta maal…

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1. EXT. ROAD – INSIDE RUNNING BUS – AFTERNOON 

One elderly man is standing in a roadside bus stand. His left hand is inside his pant towards his back. Bus comes and stops for a while. Hero is sitting on a window seat, leaned out from the window and calls the man gently.

 

HERO

O kaka, ki khujchho?

Samner dike try karo, peye jaabe!

 

The old man irritatingly looks at Hero and takes out his hand looking at other people around him.

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HERO

He…he…he…

R jai karuk,

Lokta public place e r kakhono…

CHANAKYA

Hya…hya…hya…

Kothay kothay tomar bapu,

loker pichhone lagar eto ki achhe?

RAM

Thik-i to!

R jakhon lok-ta already haat pichhone rekechhen…

CHANAKYA

Tumi chup karo Ram!

HERO

Ba re,

Ami to jono-swarther kotha bhebei…

RAM

Ai shono na,

Chumki’dir songe dekha holo!

Tomar kotha jigyes korchhilo…

HERO

Chumki ?

Tor oi condom’di ?

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1. INT. COLLEGE CAMPUS / CANTEEN – AFTERNOON

 

Hero, Ram and other few people are standing and sitting on chairs. Hero is playing his guitar and singing 1947 Bollywood hit Hindi Rejesh Khanna and Zeenat Aman song "ek ajnabee haseena se" of R D Burman with singer Kishore Kumar from the movie AJNABEE. Others are appreciating his music. Suddenly one ultra-smart mod girl comes and joins them. She doesn’t pay much attention to Hero and continues smoking her cigarette. Hero looks at her and continues staring while playing his guitar.

And others start enjoying it. 

GIRL

Don’t give me that look!

It’s so erotic,

I can visualize you’re gonna fantasize me tonight…

 

HERO

Trust me sweet heart,

I won’t!

Ami jodi mathay jor lagiye

tomay bhebe fantasize kori na,

Tahole tumi pregnant hoye jaabe,

Without even feeling the pleasure!

Tai boli ki,

Why not enjoy first…

Baki-ta ektukro rubber, will take care!

 

Hero says his last dialogue after snatching her cigarette in style from her finger and indicating her to stop smoking aids. The girl has nothing to say in reply. She was about to take a smoke puff but got irritated as Hero throws her cigarette on the ground in such a way that it was the best way of quit smoking!

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CHANAKYA

Fart buddy, condom-di.

Tomra bapu paro-o sab…

RAM

Amay bole labh nei.

Ai jano, Jigyes korchhilo sedin Chumki’di,

“Whats up?

Tor Guitar’dar ki khabor?”

HERO

Tai naki?

Tor songe ek din tor college jete hobe dekhchhi…

RAM

ek din amar college e dhukei ja khel dekhale tumi,

abar tomay niye jaai…

HERO

Khel r kothay dekhalam?

Sedin to sudhu khel suru korechhilam…

In the mean time, well dressed Michael enters inside, removing his shoes and socks outside. He looks a bit tressed and in hurry.

CHANAKYA

Ai tomar-i komti chhilo.

Eso bapu,

Tumi-i ba keno baad jaao!

MICHAEL

R bolo na Chaka.

Sokal sokal jole gelo ekkebare…

HERO

Keno re,

Ke tor bathroom e chili sauce rakhlo?

MICHAEL

Ta ja bolechhis.

Sokal sokal ghum theke uthe shuni…

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1. INT. HOUSE ROOM (IN FRONT OF TOILET) – MORNING

 

Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards the bathroom taking his tooth brush and a towel.

He hears wife’s voice from the bathroom. He’s in pressure and Juktamukhi, occupying the toilet, is singing the famous Asha Bhosle romantic Bengali hit song of R D Burman. Bathroom doors are closed from inside.

 

JUKTAMUKHI (singing)

Sondha bela

Tumi ami bose achhi dujone

Tumi bolbe

Ami sunbo

Tumi bolbe

Ami sunbo sunbo tumi bolbe…

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HERO

Hmm… se to bujhlam.

Kintu, tui ki bolli shuni…

MICHAEL

Ami abar ki balbo?

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1. INT. HOUSE ROOM (IN FRONT OF TOILET) – MORNING

 

Michael, with his tooth brush and towel, is singing standing in front of the toilet door. Juktamukhi is inside the toilet.

 

MICHAEL (singing)

Guru guru pete-te

Bathroom-er commode-e

Pant khule doure giye bosi na

Aar kichhu janina

Kono badha manina

Ja bolte chao ta baire ese bolona

Tumi bokbe ami hagbo

Tumi bokbe bokbe ami hagbo…

 

JUKTAMUKHI

Ami sab somay bokei jaai naki?

 

MICHAEL

To?

Non-stop bokei cholechhe…

R edike gaan er bahar shono!

Tumi bolbe, ami shunbo!

Kobe bolte diyechho?

R kobei ba sunechho?

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HERO

Tarpor?

MICHAEL (starts removing his dresses)

Tarpor abar ki?

Shala, bathroom er dorjai khullo na aar!

R atkate parchhi na…

Dara clear kore aasi.

(runs towards toilet)

Wait kar…

Ami toder drop kore debo gari-te…

Hero, Ram and Chanakya continue looking at him and Michael runs into the toilet and shuts the door with a big sound.

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