Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 6 : You say, I'll listen
AN OCCUPIED TOILET & THE SMOKING GIRL
Created by Sanjib Nath
SCREENPLAY
Morning. Office cum resident. Hero, Chanakya and Ram are getting ready to start their day. Ram is already dressed up for his college and picking up few note books and books in his backpack. Hero, wearing a towel, gets out of the bathroom after taking his shower and goes towards his suitcase to get dressed. Chanakya is ready and he’s arranging the chairs for reception area and seating area at the other side of the room. Chanakya is concerned about the broken glass table.
CHANAKYA
Ram, tumi bapu ektu Manik-er dokane
dekho to,
Jodi ora jora-tali diye thik kore dite paare!
HERO
Ta ja bolechho Chaka.
Ai barosho tukro kaanch,
Jora-tali diye jhokjhoke table baniye debe Manik!
CHANAKYA (starts counting)
Tomar bapu sab kichhutei…
E to shudhu matro egaro ta…
HERO
Chul chera rahasyo to noy,
Jeno kanch bhanga tadonto!
Ki hochhe Chaka…
RAM
Ki abar hobe?
Kanch-ganona!
Ek-tukro-o baad jaabe na…
CHANAKYA
Tomader sab kichhutei heyali.
Ami chinta kore kul korte parchhi na,
Je boss-ke ki jobab debo!
R tomader…
HERO
aarey Chaka, tension koro na.
Kichhu ekta upay thik berie jabe!
RAM
Jobab ekta milei jaabe!
HERO (sarcasm)
Tumi bapu heyali bandho karo!
CHANAKYA
Hya…hya…hya…
HERO
Ai shono na Chaka,
Kaal ami bus e kore bikele phirchhi
tokhon dekhi ekta maal…
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1. EXT. ROAD – INSIDE RUNNING BUS – AFTERNOON
One elderly man is standing in a roadside bus stand. His left hand is inside his pant towards his back. Bus comes and stops for a while. Hero is sitting on a window seat, leaned out from the window and calls the man gently.
HERO
O kaka, pechone ki khujchho?
Samner dike khojo , peye jaabe!
The old man irritatingly looks at Hero and takes out his hand looking at other people around him.
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OLD MAN
Samne pechone sob pore bojha jabe khon!
HERO
He…he…he…
R jai karuk,
Lokta public place e r konodin…
CHANAKYA
Hya…hya…hya…
Kothay kothay tomar bapu,
loker pichhone lagar eto ki achhe?
RAM
Thik-i to!
R lok-ta jakhon already haat pichhone rekechhen…
CHANAKYA
Tumi chup karo Ram!
HERO
Ba re,
Ami to jono-swarther kotha bhebei…
RAM
Ai shono na,
Seidin Chumki tomar kotha jigyes korchhilo…
HERO
Ke Chumki !!
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1. INT. COLLEGE CAMPUS / CANTEEN – AFTERNOON
Hero, Ram and other few people are standing and sitting on chairs. Hero is playing his guitar and singing 1947 Bollywood hit Hindi Rejesh Khanna and Zeenat Aman song "ek ajnabee haseena se" of R D Burman with singer Kishore Kumar from the movie AJNABEE. Others are appreciating his music. Suddenly one ultra-smart mod girl comes and joins them. She doesn’t pay much attention to Hero and continues smoking her cigarette. Hero looks at her and continues staring while playing his guitar.
And others start enjoying it.
GIRL
Don’t give me that look!
It’s so erotic,
I can visualize you’re gonna fantasize me tonight…
HERO
Trust me sweet heart,
I won’t!
Ami jodi mathay jor lagiye
tomay bhebe fantasize kori na,
Tahole tumi pregnant hoye jaabe,
Without even feeling the pleasure!
Tai boli ki,
Why not enjoy first…
Baki-ta ektukro rubber, will take care!
Hero says his last dialogue after snatching her cigarette in style from her finger and indicating her to stop smoking aids. The girl has nothing to say in reply. She was about to take a smoke puff but got irritated as Hero throws her cigarette on the ground in such a way that it was the best way of quit smoking!
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HERO
Ooo! Tomar oi Condom di ?
CHANAKYA
Fart buddy, condom-di.
Tomra bapu paro-o sab…
RAM
Amay bole labh nei.
Ai jano, Jigyes korchhilo sedin Chumki’di,
“Whats up?
Tor Guitar’dar ki khabor?”
HERO
Tai naki?
Tor songe ek din tor college jete hobe dekhchhi…
RAM
ek din amar college e dhukei ja khel dekhale tumi,
aar tomay niye jaai…
HERO
Khel r kothay dekhalam?
Sedin to sudhu khel suru korechhilam…
In the mean time, well dressed Michael enters inside, removing his shoes and socks outside. He looks a bit tressed and in hurry.
CHANAKYA
Ai tomar-i komti chhilo.
Eso bapu,
Tumi-i ba keno baad jaao!
MICHAEL
R bolo na Chaka.
Sokal sokal jole gelo ekkebare…
HERO
Keno re,
Ke tor bathroom e chili sauce rakhlo?
MICHAEL
Ta ja bolechhis.
Sokal sokal ghum theke uthe shuni…
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1. INT. HOUSE ROOM (IN FRONT OF TOILET) – MORNING
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards the bathroom taking his tooth brush and a towel.
He hears wife’s voice from the bathroom. He’s in pressure and Juktamukhi, occupying the toilet, is singing the famous Asha Bhosle romantic Bengali hit song of R D Burman. Bathroom doors are closed from inside.
JUKTAMUKHI (singing)
Sondha bela
Tumi ami bose achhi dujone
Tumi bolbe
Ami sunbo
Tumi bolbe
Ami sunbo sunbo tumi bolbe…
MICHAEL
Kotokhhon aar!! Taratari koro !
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HERO
Hmm… se to bujhlam.
Kintu, tui ki bolli shuni…
MICHAEL
Ami abar ki balbo?
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1. INT. HOUSE ROOM (IN FRONT OF TOILET) – MORNING
Michael, with his tooth brush and towel, is singing standing in front of the toilet door. Juktamukhi is inside the toilet.
MICHAEL (singing)
Guru guru pete-te
Bathroom-er commode-e
Pant khule doure giye bosi na
Aar kichhu janina
Kono badha manina
Ja bolte chao ta baire ese bolona
Tumi bokbe ami hagbo
Tumi bokbe bokbe ami hagbo…
JUKTAMUKHI
Ami sab somay bokei jaai naki?
MICHAEL
To?
Non-stop bokei cholechhe…
R edike gaan er bahar shono!
Tumi bolbe, ami shunbo!
Kobe bolte diyechho?
R kobei ba sunechho?
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HERO
Tarpor?
MICHAEL (starts removing his dresses)
Tarpor abar ki?
Shala, bathroom er dorjai khullo na !
R atkate parchhi na…
Dara clear kore aasi.
(runs towards toilet)
Wait kar…
toder ami gari te drop kore debo …
HERO
Age tui nije drop kore aay,
tarpor amader drop korbi!
Hero, Ram and Chanakya continue looking at him and Michael runs into the toilet and shuts the door with a big sound.
44 comments on “FAMILY EPISODE 6”
Kothay kothay Tomar bapu loker pichhone lagar eto ki achhe kotha ta k bolechilo??
Chanakya bolechilo kotha ta.
Chanakya bolachilo katha ta
Chanakya bolechilo kothata
ai kotha ti chanakya bolechilo.
Kta ta chanakya bolechilo.
Chanakya bolachilo aii kotha te.
Whats up? Tor guitar’dar ki khobor?kotha ta K bolechilo? Ebong Kake bolechilo?
ai kotha ta Chumki bolechilo ,Ram k
Chumki bolechilo Ram k kotha ti
Ei kotha ti Chumki Ram ke bolechilo
Ai kta ti chumki bolechilo ram k.
Eai katha ta chumki bolachilo .ram k
Ei kotha ta chumki bole6ilo ram ke
Kotha ta chumki di bolechilo Ram k
Kotha ta chumki bole6ilo ram k..
Chumki aii kotha te Ram k bolachilo.
O kaka ki khujcho samner dike try Koro peye jabe k bolechilo kotha ta?
Ram bola chilo
Kotha ti Ram bolechilo.
Kothata hero bolechillo
Kotha ta hero bolechilo
Ram bolachilo
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards where & why ..?
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards bathroom to taking his toothbrush and towel.
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards bathroom taking his tooth brush & a towel .
Michael gets up in the moring and goes towards bathroom taking his brush & a towel.
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards bathroom taking his tooth brush and a towel.
Michael gets up in the morning and goes towards bathroom taking his tooth brush and a towel.
Hero is playing his guitar and singing which time Bollywood Hit Hindi song…?
Hero is playing his guiter and singing 1947 Bollywood hit Hindi Rajesh Khanna and Zeenat Aman song ” EK AJNABEE HASEENA SE”.
Hero is playing his guiter and singing 1947 bollywood hit Hindi Rajesh Khanna and Zeenat Aman song ” EK AJNABEE HASEENA SE”
Hero is playing his guiter and singing 1947 bollywood hit hindi rajesh khanna and zeenat aman song “Ek AJNABEE HASEENA SE”.
Tumi bapu ektu maniker dokane dekho kake bolechilo kotha ta?
Ai kotha ti Chanakya ,Ram k bole chilo
Ai kothata Chanakya, Ram k bolechilo.
Eai katha ta channyake Ram k bolachilo
Ei kta ta chanakya , ram k bolechilo.
“Chul chera rahasya to noy, jeno kanch vanga todonto” – kotha theke neowa hoyeche line ti?
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