Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 4: নিরুদ্দিষ্ট শকট (The missing car)
DON'T KEEP YOUR CAR KEY IN SHIRT POCKET !
Created by Sanjib Nath
Michael starts finding all of his pockets and inner for the car key without even speaking a single word. Chanakya does some mental calculations and finds the car key from the back side of the broken glass pieces. He gives the key to Hero.
Ai na hole local guardian!
Dekho bapu, deshi biliti jaai
khao na keno,
Chabi kakhono buk pockete rekho na.
English book noy bro,
Chaap niyo na…
Achha Chaka, ekta gombhir proshno.
Confusion komanor jonyeeee…
Jodi Michael er pocket ke “chest pocket”
namkaron kora hoy
Tahole, Malati debir pocket ke ki bola hobe?
Kaun banega Malati pati’r
Jaao to Hero, Heyali bandho kore
Michael ke chhere eso.
Tumi kintu uttor ta bhebe rekho…..
Hero holds Michael and moves out of the door while throwing his last dialogue. Chanakya, for a moment, thinks about the chest pocket and gives up.
Michael walks with Hero in an uncontrolled manner. They walk till the main entrance and looks both side of the main road. However they don’t find Michael’s car on the road. Michael starts panicking and Hero tries to bring him back to their room.
Tui janis, right?
Everytime I park my gari… ekhanei.
Tahole gelo kothay?
Keu shala tor gari
churi kore niye gelo, naki?
Matal er mato aje baje bokis na.
Jah shala, ami i aje baje bokchhi?
Tao abar, Matal er mato!
Chanakya looks from the first floor balcony and asks them to come back after guessing the situation.
Abar ki holo Hero?
Gari nei rastay!
Michael ke ekhane niye eso aage,
Okhane dariye jatola koro na.
Hero comes back with Michael and Ram goes out. Ram comes back after a while searching Michael’s car with no luck. Michael sits on a chair and others placed themselves on chairs, floor and window slab.
Ami sure je…
…ghonta sure tui.
Thik kore mone kar,
Kothay park korechhili.
Tumi bapu chokhe mukhe jaler jhapta diye,
Mon shanto kore bhebe balo.
Jal jyanto garita haoya hoye gelo,
R ami mon shanto kore bhabbo?
Na na, tai hoy naaki?
Jyanto gari ta jakhon haoya hoye gelo,
Takhon tumi r mora mon take ki kore shanto korbe?
Ram shala ebar Ram kelani khaabe mone hochhe.
Amake keliye labh nei,
Ami keltu r dokaner rasta tao dekhe elam.
Michael, thik kore mone karo.
Gari kothay rekhe tumi ekhane esechhile?
MICHAEL (after thinking)
Amar thik mone… porchhe na.
Gari chalachhili seta mone porchhe to?
Shesh kaj konta korchhile,
Jeta mone porchhe?
MICHAEL (proud smile)
60ml Rum bottoms up korchhilam.
Se Ram i houk, ki Leela,
Bottom up hole,
Aar kichhu hnush thaake na!
Ki bol to Hero,
Rum er Leela, aar Leela r khela.
Erai sekhalo Juktamukhi ke jhyela!
Kya baat, kya baat…
Ami eta bujhte parchhi na,
gari ta kar haoya hoye gechhe?
Kar abar, amar!
Eta ami bolchhi na,
Amar dib-gachha shala hole bolto!
O Chaka, aaj to dekhchhi
Michael ta amay tension diye dichhe!
Eta to puro out.
Car ta kothay park korechhe ke jaane?
Ami out noy,
Ami sobe in korechhi…
Kotha bandho kore aage mone karo,
Rum kheye tarpor ki korle?
MICHAEL (after thinking)
Ki abar karbo?
Next round 60ml… Rum’s up!
Tomar Rum-er poschaad desh unchu hobar par ki korle,
seta mone karo.
Michael da mone korte korte,
Michael da’r car bango chhere kolingo pouchhe jaabe!
Boudi’ke phone kare dekho ekbar.
MICHAEL (sitting on the floor)
Juktomukhi jodi jene jaay
Amar ekhane asar kotha,
Kintu, car tar to trace korte hobe!
Michael da’r oi colleague tar ki jeno naam?
Oke ekbar phone kare dekho na!
Hya hya, ki jeno bole?
Ki je balo chaka,
O to MMS’er fart buddy.
Or naam ta ki?
Ai MMS, tor fart buddy-r number de.
Chaar, tui r number dibi.
Or naam ta ki jeno?
He takes Michael’s latest android smartphone and waits for Michael to speak up his colleague’s name. Michael doesn’t react, rather he looks lost and uncontrolled. Ram understands the drinking effect and passes water bottle to Michael thinking he’ll be fine after drinking some water. Michael immediately drinks good amount of water before Chanakya snatches the bottle from him.
Ki kando tomar Ram!
Ai abosthay etokhani jal…
Before he finishes his sentence, Michael throws up (clean water) on the floor emptying his stomach and lies down senselessly on the floor. They continuously keep trying Michael’s colleagues numbers and fails to receive any information about the car. In between they try Michael to wake up few times with no luck. Michael sleeps on the floor peacefully.
While dialing another number, Michael’s phone rings up. Ram’s face becomes grey seeing the number. Chanakya and Ram’s face become dull too seeing Juktamukhi’s face on the screen. Ram immediately passes the mobile to Hero. Hero looks at Ram and Chanakya. Then hesitatingly connects the call and holds the mobile on his ear.