Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 3: মাতাল বর (The drunken husband)
Every drunk husband has a story for his wife!
Created by Sanjib Nath
SCREENPLAY
Juktamukhi (wife) thinks for few seconds about her brother Parash’s statement of some operation preparation.
BROTHER
Ami chollam kalker operation er toiyari korte…
and dials her husband Michael Madhusudan Samaddar’s number.
Michael comes to his friends’ office-cum-staying place in a complete drunken state. He enters into the hall room and take support from the reception glass table such a way that everything goes out of control and the round glass slab breaks into pieces. He slips and falls down on the floor and stays on the floor with broken glass pieces. His friends Chanakya (clerk), Hero (establishing singer) and AkRam (student) come out from office room and another corners. They pull him up from the floor and make him to stand. He immediately rushes towards the wash basin and puked into the basin. He manages to stay standing by holding the basin and slowly placed himself standing taking the back support of the window slab.
RAM
Hey brother Michael, get up dear.
HERO
Ki bepar MMS, aj abar?
MICHAEL
Abar MMS!
Don’t… aj na!
CHANAKYA
Ki hochhe Hero.
Thaamo to bapu, ekhon ar tomar
oi SMS MMS esab suru koro na.
HERO
Ok Chaka, suru korchhi na.
Kintu, ektu aagei basin ta poriskar korlam.
RAM
Tumi kothay,
Basin to ami poriskar korlam.
HERO
Oi holo,
Ai muhurte ke korechhe seta important noy,
Basin poriskar i houk, ki nongra.
Important hochhe current status!
Basin holo Malati boudi’r bathroom er janlar mato,
Se khola i houk, ki bhanga.
Important hochhe current status,
Je Malati debi snan korchhen kina !
CHANAKYA
Tension koro na,
Ai niye pancham baar to, naki.
HERO
To?
RAM
To kichhui na.
Sudhu jal berochhe,
Ekkebare clean tap water!
HERO
Jiyo Chaka,
Ekhaneo tomar chul chera hiseb!
MICHAEL
Kar chul? Maloti debir?
HERO
Ekei bole
Jate matal taale thik.
Hya guru, janlar phank diye
Chuler rahosyo unmochon hochhe.
Dekhbe eso…
MICHAEL (tries to look and loses control)
Ahmm…
CHANAKYA
Sajhyo hoy na jakhon,
Khao keno?
MICHAEL
Sajhyo howar jonye ki r khai?
Sajhyo hoy na bole khai…
Shala, jibon jhala pala kore dilo!
HERO (smiles)
Ke guru?
Boss na receptionist!
RAM
Michael da, phone ta bajchhe to.
Tolar kripa ta karo!
MICHAEL (looking at the mobile screen)
Ke korchhe dekhbi?
Ai dekh, korlam kripa.
Ebar toder o jhala pala hobe!
Hello…
JUKTAMUKHI
Hello
MICHAEL
Hello hello keno kore jachho?
Ki bolbe balo…
JUKTAMUKHI
Ekbar i to hello bollam…
Tumi kothay?
MICHAEL
Kothay abar, office e!
JUKTAMUKHI
Office e to, tomar ashe pashe
baki matal der awaz pachhi na keno?
MICHAEL
Matal der awaz chai?
Ai naao…
Michael, in uncontrolled way, goes towards Hero and asks him to talk after keeping hand on his shoulder. Hero, almost immediately, starts talking like a drunken fellow.
HERO (slowly moves away)
Mr. Michael, ki hochhe!
Amake abar keno?
“Baho mein bottle, bottle me daru.
Daru mein meri nasha.
Ek baar jisne, thodi si pili.
Behosh wo gaya.
Jhum jhum jhum jhum jhum…”
MICHAEL (goes towards Ram)
R shunbe? Ai nao…
JUKTAMUKHI
Ki hochhe ki eta?
Hello…Hello…
MICHAEL
Na na shono tumi…
RAM (unprepared)
Aare Michael da,
Ki hochhe.
JUKTAMUKHI (disconnecting the call)
Hello…
Keno scenecreate karchho ebhabe?
Hello…
Ami rakhchhi, pore katha bolchhi…
MICHAEL (being little controlled)
Jaak bancha gelo.
Ram tar kopal bhalo,
Olpei chhar pelo!
Kelane amar,
ektu thik kore mataler acting korte paris na!
tor chakkore jodi kono din doubt hoy na,
sedin tor moja dekhabo!
CHANAKYA
moja na hoy dekhabe,
kintu ekbar jigyes to korte parte
je keno phone korechhilo!
HERO
Chaka shala, amader local guardian!
Tobe ha, ekbar jigyes korte parte phone Keno korechhilo?
MICHAEL
Ekta kelaneo to married nou tomra!
Bou thakto ekta kore,
Takhon dekhtam, kato dhaane kato chaal.
HERO
Dhaan chal er kotha bolis na,
Chaka ekhoni pen khata niye hisab koste bose porbe.
CHANAKYA
Thamo to Hero.
Tumi nischoy barite kichhu jotilata kore esechho Michael,
Tai Juktamukhi phone korechhilo.
Tai na?
MICHAEL
Chaka sab kichhutei amar dosh dekhe!
Ami jotilata kore esechhi?
Bhai bon mile amar haal kharap kore rekhechhe.
Shala, shashur shashuri bodh hoy sea-saw khelte khelte
payda korechhilo duto ke.
Baro ta aituku chhotto,
R chhoto ta aisa baro…
Such a looser, I am!
HERO
Ja ta bolchhis to.
Sea-saw, chhoto, baro…
Such a meaningless comparison yaar!
MICHAEL
Meaningless bolli to,
Ai geri ke balbo,
R dekhbi geri ekkebare
Mukh jukto kore meaning ber kore
Juktamukhi, amar shradhyo korbe…
“Jodidan Hridoyong Tabo,
Todidang Hridoyan Mamo…”
Chhaar shala…
Onek raat holo,
Ami ebar uthi…
CHANAKYA
uthi ki?
Ai abosthay tomar r gari chalate hobe na.
Hero tumi bapu chhere eso.
HERO
Tathastu .
Ei dekh , Garir chabi ta dekh kon pocket e rekhechhis !
Adoteo rekhechhis kina!
R shon, amader diye Juktamukhi-ke
protidin bar bar phone korata bondho kor.
Thik achhe ?
Bhalo lage na protibar…
Michael doesn’t speak, but starts finding all of his pockets and inner for the car key.
26 comments on “FAMILY EPISODE 3”
Hero kake local guardian bole ??? taar asol naam r daak naam ki???
Chaka ke local guardian bola hero
Local guardian chaka
Chanyakka valo nam.. r dak nam chaka
Chaka ke local guardian bole hero
1)chaka k local guardian bole: tar asol nam chanakya ar dak nam chaka
Chaka k local guardian bole. asol name tar chanakya dak name chaka
Chaka k local guardian bole. Tar asol nam chanakya Dak Nam chaka
Q) Basin ta kar sathe tulona kora hoche ???
Malati boudir bathroom er janalar moto tulona Kora Hoche…
Basin holo malati boudir bathroom er janlar moto
Basin ti milati boudi r bathroom er janalar moto sathe tulona kora hoyache
Basin tar sathe malati boudi r bathroom er janlar tulona kora hoeche 😁✌
Malati boudi bathroom jenalar satha tulona kora hoyeche
Basin ti milati boudi r bathroom er janalar moto sathe tulona kora hoyache
Tme nischoy barite kichu jotilata kore escho ‐k koreche? Tai k ph korechilo?
TMI nischoi barite kichu jotilota kore escho Ekhne Michael er kotha bola hoyeche..tai juktamukhi phone kore chilo.
Michael nichoi kono jotilata kore esche barite ,
tai Juktamukhi phone korechilo.
Ekhne Michel katha bola hoyeche.tai juktamukhi pH korechilo
Michael nischoi kichu jotilota barite kore eschilo Tai juktomukhi phn korechilo
Ekhane Michael r kotha bola hoeche , Tai juktamukhi phone korechilo
Ekhne juktamukhi pH korechilo.micheal k charar katha bola hoyeche
Mithye mithye ph kras na ‐ka k kore ph? Hero tme babu chhere eso -ka k chhara kta bola hoyache?
Mithey mithey phn koras nato – Hero bole kothata. Hero tmi bapu chere eso – Michael k charar kotha bola hoyche.
Juktamukhi k ph kore mithye mithye,
Michael k charar kotha bola hyche .
Juktamukhi k phone korechilo Mithy Mithy Michael k Charar Kotha bola hoi
Juktamukhi k pH kore.michael k chera katha bola hoche