Bengali web series: FAMILY
EPISODE 1: বউ (The wife)
Starting with a romantic song doesn't mean a happy ending!
Created by Sanjib Nath
SCREENPLAY
Man trying to lip kiss a lady holding her head with his left hand and her body with his right hand. Both are well dressed. She is trying to escape. The man is forcing to kiss her. She stretches her hand towards the dressing table and finds a lipstick after a bit struggle. She immediately applies a thick layer of lipstick on her lips and starts laughing at him as he cannot kiss her now because of the fact that lipstick will spoil his lips. He leaves her loosing the game and fakely cleans his lips with her saree’s end.
Both husband and wife continue to dress up for party. Husband starts singing a Hindi song.
Husband is combing hair after dressing up. Wife wearing saree in front of the mirror. Her shampooed hair showing the volume and husband trying to sneak in towards the mirror from the back side of his wife. They are in a very soothing mood. Wife is smiling and naughtily not allowing him to look his image on mirror properly by making obstacle with her shoulders and head. Husband peeping once from left side and then from right and so on. He is smelling her hair, touching her neck and hands romantically every time he looses the game. She is also enjoying it and fakely trying to disallow him.
Mood starts swing with time and dialogues.
HUSBAND (singing Hindi song incorrectly)
swearing on my banana…
WIFE
Swear on what ?
HUSBAND
Making fun of me !
WIFE
How dare I do such mistake !
HUSBAND
I can clearly see that.
WIFE
Is it ?
Then why are you trying to change
your great crow hair style ?
HUSBAND
It's all because of your pride
of volumized hair shampoo !
WIFE
False allegation.
Anyways, can you bend down now to my feet ?
I mean, help me to wear my saree.
HUSBAND
What if I deny ?
WIFE
Then you'll only get late for your party.
HUSBAND (while helping her on saree’s fold)
Name one job which you can do alone.
You can't even wear your dress by your own !
WIFE
Go further down...
HUSBAND (Continued)
But, look at the attitude of you...
and all of you wives !
WIFE
What's wrong with all of us ?
HUSBAND
Everything is wrong.
You need our help to wear your clothes !
We have to confirm the salt in your cooking.
Husbands have to compliment wives after make-up !
We have to agree on couple's chemistry in the TV serial.
We've to predict which photo will get more likes on facebook !
WIFE
What the hell...
HUSBAND (Continued)
Why the hell shall I help ?
Do I seek help for my jobs ?
After helping also you'll anyway bite...
WIFE
You're the one who is biting,
just for asking a small help.
Ok, leave it.
Anyway I have no interest on your booze party.
She puts off her saree and starts wearing a regular night dress.
HUSBAND
Hey, what happened ?
Why are you taking off your saree ?
WIFE
Don't be happy at all...
I'm not taking off clothes for your pleasure.
HUSBAND
I'm sure about that.
You can't digest my happiness.
WIFE
You better don't talk about happiness.
You don't even bother about the mood to start…
HUSBAND
Don't you dare to lie.
Did I ever force you to be intimate ?
WIFE
Oh God!
Can't you think about anything else ?
I was referring the mood to start boozing.
And you take a note of this,
we wives discuss with husbands whatever we do.
And you husbands...
Your jaw drops seeing a girl,
even though your mouth badly smells with cigarette smoke !
You vomit everywhere when you booze,
but you've to drink like a fish when you get free alcohol.
You don't even know your wife's height,
but receptionist's numbers are memorized !
You guys save your jobs by copying from google,
but never feel ashamed of criticising us for recipe books.
And hey, I meant phone numbers while saying receptionist's numbers.
I'm sure numbers for you guys are only 36-36-36 !
Husband gets angry more than anything, couldn’t say anything in reply. Goes out of the room while blabbering…
HUSBAND
Talking to you is truly pointless.
Husbands have enough reasons to drink.
He goes out shutting the door with big sound, and almost immediately opens the door.
HUSBAND
And by the way, it is 36-26-36.
Statistic is 36-36-36 only for pigs.
And of course, for wives like you !
He again shuts the door and goes out.
WIFE
What the hell did you just say ?
You better come here and talk to me…
He hears her voice from outside and doesn’t bother to come back. On a contrary, he looks very satisfied with his reply and shows a “yes” with his hand and fist.
WIFE
Don't you dare leave now without answering me...
and don't flip your collar in pride.
His mild smile vanishes from his face for a moment and apears back. He opens the door again and peeps in.
WIFE
I know you very well.
HUSBAND
You don't know me at all.
I clenched my fist with a 'yes'
DRAWING ROOM
He shuts the door even louder, starts wearing shoes and finds his brother in law coming towards his house while taking out his shoes from shoe rack.
BROTHER-IN-LAW
Are you going to a party?
HUSBAND
Yeah...
You go inside, your sister is in there.
Hey, how's your wife doing ?
BROTHER-IN-LAW
Who ? Juhi ?
My sister is not letting her to be my wife !
HUSBAND
Not to worry, I'm with you.
You just make her agree to leave her house
and inform me after getting married in a temple.
I'll manage after that.
BROTHER-IN-LAW
Will you ? Thank you my dear brother-in-law.
My sister doesn't like Juhi at all.
HUSBAND
I'll surely manage.
But at first, you bring her to the temple.
BROTHER-IN-LAW
Okay boss !
I can't imagine my relation with Juhi without your support.
I'll do the 'operation' tomorrow morning itself.
HUSBAND
You go inside now.
And listen... don't tell your sister about this.
BROTHER-IN-LAW
No way !
He shows his brother-in-law thumbs up and his brother-in-law enters inside the house. He wears his shoes and slowly walks towards outside.
HUSBAND (VO)
Tit - for - Tat !
50 comments on “FAMILY EPISODE 1”
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Story is very interesting!
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Parash er girlfrind er namki ?? tar grilfriend k, k pochondo kore na ??
Parosh girlfriend name juhi tar didi pochndo kore na
Parash er Gf er nam holo juhi..parash er Didi or girlfriend k pochondo korto na.
Parash er girlfriend er nam juhi… Tar didi pochondo korto na
Parash er girlfriend er nam juhi parash didi or gf k pochondo korto na
Parash er girl fd er name juhi tar didi pochondo korto na
36-36-36 only for pigs……
Katha ta k bolachilo ???
R kake bolachilo??
Kothata husband, wife k bole chilo.
Kotha ta husband wife k bolechilo.
Husband wife k bolechilo kotha ta
Kothata Michael , juktomukhi k bolechilo.
“36-36-36 only for pigs” Kothata Michael tar wife juktamukhi ke bolechilo !
kotha ti Michale bolechilo , tar wife Juktamukhi k
Michael tar wife ke bolechilo.
Husband trying to sneak in towards from where the back side of his wife …..?
Ans – the mirror
Husband was trying to sneak in towards the mirror from the backside of his wife .
Husband was trying to sneak in towards the mirror form the backside of his wife.
Husband was trying to sneak in towards the mirror from the backside of his wife.
Husband was trying to sneak in towards the mirror from the backside of his couple
Husband was trying to sneak in towards the mirror from the backside of his wife.
Ans the mirror
Swearing on my _____________
Swearing on my banana.
Swearing on my banana
Swearing on my banana.
Swearing on my banana.
BROTHER_____LAW ?
BROTHER-IN-LAW
BROTHER IN LAW.
BROTHER IN LAW .
BROTHER IN LAW
BROTHER IN LAW.
Brother in law
Brother in law.
How dare I do such ____?
How dare I do such mistake
How dare I do such mistake ?
How dare I do such mistake.
How dare i do such mistake .
How dare I do such mistake
“You go inside,your sister is in there” – kotha theke neowa hyeche?
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